Poolside Coach

This morning the mom-and-girl tandem were there again. It took quite a while before the girl jumped in the pool - and she didn't even shower. Mom kept prodding her coz it's late (for whom?). The girl seemed sick coz she stopped to cough several times. But coach mommy would have none of it. I hate it when you have poolside coaches (lumped with backseat drivers and armchair leaders). They bark out orders from the poolside, never shedding their clothes and donning swimwear themselves. Corz they only give the impression that they're somehow better or smarter. Hey, they're the coach, ayt? So c'mon momma, show us what YOU'VE got!